On chat rooms, man is a man, woman is a man, and 12 year's old girl is an FBI agent.
Serial killer is draging a young woman in to the woods.
Girls is screaming - oh dear, its so scarry and dark, what a scarry forest!
Serial killer - and what am i suppose to say, i will be walking back alone.
Little girl was sitting in the backyard, filling up the hole in the ground. Neighbour sees here and asking - what are you doing little girl?
girl - my gold fish died, i'm burying here.
neighbour - that's a big hole for a little fish, don't you think ?
girl - that's beacouse she's inside your stupid cat.
Mommy, mommy, can i have a cookey?
- of course honey, take some, they'r on the table.
- but mommy, i don't have hands!
- no hands, no cookey.
Daddy, why the neighbour's dog not barking anymore?
- shut up, and eat your chop!